It is one of the four tunes exempt from the 200% Busking Tax of 1408, which is still on the books. More than half of the busker’s reported playing must be one of the exempt songs if they don’t want to make a loss. The other three are nightmarishly hard to play unless you have nine arms, whereas the theme from The Godfather is only nightmarishly hard to play both well and in a way that doesn’t put the audience to sleep.
Look at the expression on that one’s face; she’s clearly trying to avoid answering questions about where she was last night.
Best done with a fish!
Logic:
Humans have two legs
Chickens have two legs
Therefore, chickens are human.
Naming the programming language…
That’s easy. It is PHP v0.3 just before the first big re-write.
That’s my mum’s house.
Give me nergle for my chundle
Keep me flurping
Give me nergle for my chundle, I pray
Give me nergle for my chundle
Keep me flurping
Keep me flurping, until the break of day
Yes, but you’ll need a banana.
42!
My mum