6 thoughts on “Why does the sun rise (wrong answers only)”

  • @alwaysincorrekt It's completing court-mandated public service after a regrettable night involving a haddock, two backed beans, and a raw potato.

  • Every morning, Apollo wakes up from yet another night of drunken mistakes and drags the sun behind him as he takes the walk of shame back home.

    @alwaysincorrekt@wrong-answers-only.isbrill.com

  • @alwaysincorrekt As @Yourlocalbearman said while reading over my shoulder: Because the moon is doing a striptease.

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