Right now, Donald Trump is leading a coalition of the 1% attempting to increase immigration, promote fairness and diversity, and pay off the debts of less developed countries.

Putin, the fairly elected leader of Russia, has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize for his work in building trust and cooperation between all nations.

Twitter users have started a massive campaign to remove hate and racism from the platform and to generally make the place a lot more woke. Elon Musk is delighted with their progress.

After COP30, the world is on track to not only end global warming but reverse it by 2035.

The UK is holding a referendum on reversing Brexit.

After contact was made with advanced alien life last week, humanity has been given the secrets of FTL travel.

Work on LLMs has led to the creation of AGI. The artificial mind has dedicated itself to improving the well-being of all of humankind. So far, it has taught us the secrets of happiness, world peace, and global prosperity. Investors in AI have unanimously said that the loss of profits from these initiatives was worth it for the greater good.